Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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