I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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