I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
