I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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