All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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