I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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