Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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