Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?