he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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