Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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