its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize