If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The ass gains better be worth it
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