Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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