We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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