i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
worst night to have a conscience
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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