Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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