Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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