Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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