okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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