...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.