margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
That's what I'm talking about
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Help me help you realize you are a moron