Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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