your room smells of hookers.
And success
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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