i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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