I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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