i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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