Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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