I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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