gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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