I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the day after is always just damage control
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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