bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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