i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
