Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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