Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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