the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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