Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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