plz talk dirty to me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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