It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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