The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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