I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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