Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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