Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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she smelled like a LAN party
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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