So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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