This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
