Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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