turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Shame - the story of my life.
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