Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
too bad you live with your parents still
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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