Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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