I look better un-naked...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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