He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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