there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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