My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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