Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
