Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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(425): View more from Washington

i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?

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(435): View more from Utah

Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.

(1-435): View more from Utah

umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning

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