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• (510): View more from California

  my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i always forget guys have bellybuttons

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.

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• (530): View more from California

  Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.

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• (858): View more from California

  The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse

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