I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.