weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought