Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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